p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize