Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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