life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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