Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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