Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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