And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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