SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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