You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I cut my penus on the lid.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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