dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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