I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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