I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can i not drive my cunt home
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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