I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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