Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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