are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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