Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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