Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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