New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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