i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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