Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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