Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
