They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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