Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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