you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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