I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
not ubering you a puppy
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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