Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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