wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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