Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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