I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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