think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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