tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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