you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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