seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
no you cant smoke seaweed
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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