She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Couch. On fire.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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