I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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