my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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