i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You took a bar mat shot.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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