So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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