he shaved USA in his pubs
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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