Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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