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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We need to rekindle our bromance
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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