Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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