my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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