i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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