first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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