how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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