Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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