I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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