her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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