Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You made out with two different species that night
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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