Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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