she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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