Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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