singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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